i am not the best of friends
the worst chic for any given dude
but if you need someone to pretend
it's the least that I can do
For things I've been made to weather
bags of scum I've waded through
have left me certain kinds of clever
And it's for sure by now I've found the lever in you
If youre in the love or likes a certain guy
Or introduce me to your boyfriend
I'll scheme and make the two of you fight
But then
Comfort you as you ugly cry
Convince you to try and make amends
And have you send most trusted friend
over to his house where I
will probably stay the night
Because by now he would have noticed
Me giving him the eye
Like..
By this time he most likely caught on
As to why I even caused the fight
And...
Surely already knew
what it was I aimed to do
He obviously wanted the same things too
Making an oddly godly forsaken wheel
And that third wheel being you
I'm not the best of friends
I always get the best of friends
I get the best of my friends

© Granado.A