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Jono-Sobhay Bok Bok 🤪🤣🗳️
The Following is a short Humourous Story By Sahitya Mukherjee...(Regarding the time during Elections)

Ninmo Likhito Choto Golpo tike "Realistic feel" , Deoyar Jonyoi , Ami Real Name Golpotite Use Korechi
(Respected Mamata Banerjee , Rachana Banerjee). Ami Sikar Korchi je eta Coincidental noy , but eta tader k Target koreo noy....Ami Shudhu cheyechi ekta electioner periode je sob jonosobha ba pothosobha hoy , sei somoy shrota nijerder modhye ki bola boli kore ba mone mone ki vabe ....

Eti ekti Hasyo koutuk golpo , Ami Age theke Manoniya der kach theke khoma cheye nicchi ebong sokol shrotader kach theke binito vabe khoma cheye nicchi ...Anugroho kore eta te shudhu nichok golpo hisebe anada upovog korun...etar songe kono Political Jealousy ba Supporting jorito noy ....🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Cholun Suru kora jak !

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{ Jonosobha hocche , ekta bokta mic er kache ese dariye bolche }

Hello
Hello
Hello Check
Hello 1, 2, 3
Hello amar awaj ki pouchochhe ?
Hello hello Mic testing mic testing
Hello Sa re ga ....
(Dada kichu pouchocchena ! )
...Ebar dekho sona jacche ....?
Sa Re Ga ....
( Ei Monu , bol to kothay Sharosh Pakhi dakche ?) (Baba , ota ei loktar konthoswar)
(dhur kichui sona jacche na ) ....Hello ....
(dadavai aste koro kane lagche .....)
Ebar Sona jacche ?
(Ki ? Dadavai ototao Aste bolini .....)
Ebar dekho .....hoyeche .... ?
(ki dekbo dadavai?)
I mean Sono .....Amar Kotha okhane geche ....?
(Na Kotha boudi k dekhte parchina kaku 🤣 )
Oh! God! Mane Can You Hear Me ?
(Er theke valo Spoken English to ami boli, maa) (Oi jonyei to toke alada kore Spoken English porte pathai)
( Ha Ha , Sunte Parchi , Suru Korun!)
Ok Tobe suru kora jak !
Hello , ...
(kotobar ek jinish repeat korbe)
Ehm ! Ha jeta Bolchhilam ! Manoniyo Trinomool Congress Jono Netri ...
(lok ta Subho sondha o janalona) ... Subho Sondha sokkol ke janai
(🤣 Jononetrir naam Subho Sondha)
... Manoniyo Trinomool Congress Er Jono Netri ...
( Bhai eta ageo bolecho , erporer ta bolo)
...Manoniya Shreemoti Mamata Bondopadhyayer khubi kacher manush , tar ottontyo priyo manush , thik tar boner motoi ...
( Dekho maal ta kotokhhon dhore ekta jinish niye dheracche)
...Sei Ognikonya , Shreemoti Rochona Banerjee...
( Ei Bittu , Ognikonya ta , Loket Chilo na ?) (Baba koto reference dicche , nischoi science student chilo lok ta)
...Jake Apnara Sokole TV te dekhechen , Didi No. 1 er monchye ....
( Bhai oto ar bolte hobe na , oi mohila ke amra hare hare chini )( Ei simple Naam ta Bolte Loktar eto kiser chulkocchilo je etokkhon por bolche ) ...Sei Didi Aj Ekhane Aste cholechhen !
( To amra ki korbo nachbo na gaibo ? Naki ponchobanjyon ranna kore khawate hobe ?)
( Are shunechis ? Didi jokhon Jirat e giyechilo sei faltu tin minuter bokbok korar jonyo , tokhon se okhane char khana Rosogolla extra kheyechilo... )
( Haa Ar Kochoor torkari kheye , bolechilo je "aloordom ta valoi hoyeche" )
( haa re onektai kheyechilo re ...okhane amio chilam , age jantam uni diet koren )
( bolli na keno , eto keno gilchhen ?)
( uni bolechen Du mas por abar diet korben )
( Baper jonme bodhoy eto khabar paini bolei chance er sot byabohar korche ) (valo valo)....
[Indistinct Chattering] .......
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[Bokta ebar bolche mone mone ]
Are eta to CPM er jonosobha ...(💀)



© 𝐵𝑦 𝑆𝑎ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑦𝑎...✒️
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[Parentheses defines the chattering of listeners in the crowd]
Written In WhatsApp Language (Banglish)
#sahitya 🙏🙏