A Christmas-Scrooge, By Author JAB
Can it?
Just once..
No
It's not our turn, dear
Ask your father
Forgive and forget it still
Ahh here we are
For the Kratchets….a guaranteed special
Tell your Mr scrooge to be here only a day earlier than the next
"And make it softer yet to spoil"
Yes we will
And merry Christmas
Merry christmas
Come family
Let's us go
A regular house for a feast, Kratchet
Yes and a merry Christmas to you, Sir
Scary isn't it?
The Christmas rush
As the old saying goes...merry is a jolly where a jolly is a home
Say it with me now
"Merry is a jolly where a jolly is a home"
Good
Merry Christmas Bob
And a merriest if all this day to you, fine Sir
How's of it kids, why not we dress our home in with the fairest if Christmas Jules???
One set and we will not forget it's for
One yule log coming up
It's the yule that is the homes Jule log
Is that so?
We must carry on...thank you
The yule log
Say it with me..." The yule log"
The yule log is this year's new love for last Christmas's resolute truth
I wish…
No I wish
We can all wish
Wish it well
And which of yeer will be a new years here
Happy Christmas Bob
Happy Christmas You all
A yule Christmas
And if we…
Ahh Me Scrooge
Pardon the interruption
You again.
I thought Christmas was merryier this year than last
It's grand I'd say, right kids?
No Kratchet, I think your a Jule loss
Forgive me And Scrooge but haven't we there still?
We. No Kratchet. We aren't there still..
Or yet, or fur, or mince the barley...bahhh Humbug.
Right you are Mr.
You Kratchet I think you should be summunsed up and put on parole
Beg you…
Ugh ugh ugh We are through here
Are you a Kratchet Me Scooge
No..
Then No Kratchet news for you
Unless it's in a noose
The lightest if martyrs she is
(Nod)
Everyday why Mr Scooge
Why you again
Can I offer you some Christmas noose? I mean goose..
No
No, huh? How bout then a yule lamb to compliment your tender heart..
I'll have no rent and nothing more
Your rent coming right your way..
Here you are.
That stew is it?
It's the Allendale straw
I'll have that as well
Very well, and my toppings
(Smile)
There's no rent unless there are toppings you are correct
Yes
Then where are my two stews?
Solved your wages problem here ehy Lorral, and lovely is the tenderfest of hearts, Allendales one and only...Scooge…
Mr Scooge yes.
Yes
I am Mr Lorral
And I must say I am delighted to meet you, and this very Christmas's Eve…
Yes good news?
Exceptional feast has you ahead for this evening
I bid you a due..
Adue..Humbug
Bravo to stay and chat Me Scooge
"The old barter would be a mixer if it were for us being a nurse"
Ehy?
Ahy..
(Cheers)
And so that was Christmas number 2
And last Christmas number 3
This year will make five, set the date
That Jacob Marley isn't with us to remember what Christmas is not like to watch…
Penny for the baby, Sir?
Penny, Humbug
A raise to hoist the holiday?
Humbug
May I trouble your ear for a random house toss?
No..
Ahh see girls he's a mizer to boot
Only on the 25th of every December
Girls get Mr Scooge our house chaps
And set a course for crosswalks to cuuuuum
So they fuck…
And old Scrooge wasn't any mizer to a muze than if the muze was a meezer to a stork
"May…
May?
On may I'll be through, and we can sherry about our bottoms to be worn..
Ohh yeah Mr scrooge
" Have you told the girls?
I..
I did and will do until you tell them no"
Girls Mr scrooge has a Christmas present for you
Ohh what…
I bet it's rum and candy
Sprinkles and jam
Or punch
(Snout)
Call it up fair Margaret. Call it up..
It says, if the Allendale Bourbon A is to remain in business it is to be rent free
Hurayyy…
And if the Allendale Bourbon Q girls are not yet satisfied I will port thee a jersey Jule so vast that the utter…
"Sweet utterness"
Thought
Sweet thought utter
Utter..yes
Will boil in its..."own pudding and spoil each plate of mince neat foot"
Book
Bahhh
Ha you see
What?
(Coat)
Mr Scrooge has just done it..
What say Mr Scrooge
What say Martha?
Have you done it?
Mmmm
(Yes)
I have here...30 lines for 30 woman
Sign and receive your new quarters query…
Hip hip
"For Mr Scrooge"
Hip hip
Hurray
Hip hip
Hurray
Hip hip…
Doe> Yay and yay hurray
That Scrooge is certainly a barley to bitter boast his toss
I'd bet.
And wonder still..
But what ever became of Me Marley?
I wonder I wonder.
I know…
(Smoke)
Let's ask him himself
Ohh Me Marley???
I say madam what day is it?
Well…
(Staddle)
It's Christmas you know Mr Scrooge
Oh yeaaaa
Yeahhhh
And it's supper time..
Girls... jazz!
DOE> They danced that macarana so loud it hasn't stopped yet
They stopped only when I walked through the door…
Chapter 6
_"Scroooooooooooooooge…"
Ahhhhhh
Today
Today?
Today…
Today, oh what
You remember today…
Today is the last time you killed me.
No what are you doing
(Gun)
Bang Bang Bang
What what?
Hey get up
Ahh I was having a nightmare
You, at this hour
Yes I dreamt my partner Jacob Marley wanted me dead
Oh..
Well maybe not bugger his misses
(Kiss)
***This is a imagery scene set for a film***
No cell phone
Tech look, but in the modern classical era
…
Now we proceed…
🎶🎶
"Marley Marley
Mr Marley
Who...needed
Yes you.
Marley Marley
I'm Mr Marley
And I don't like Scrooge!"
🎶🎶
To be continued...
© TheJosephAnthonyBartolottaPublishingCompany
Just once..
No
It's not our turn, dear
Ask your father
Forgive and forget it still
Ahh here we are
For the Kratchets….a guaranteed special
Tell your Mr scrooge to be here only a day earlier than the next
"And make it softer yet to spoil"
Yes we will
And merry Christmas
Merry christmas
Come family
Let's us go
A regular house for a feast, Kratchet
Yes and a merry Christmas to you, Sir
Scary isn't it?
The Christmas rush
As the old saying goes...merry is a jolly where a jolly is a home
Say it with me now
"Merry is a jolly where a jolly is a home"
Good
Merry Christmas Bob
And a merriest if all this day to you, fine Sir
How's of it kids, why not we dress our home in with the fairest if Christmas Jules???
One set and we will not forget it's for
One yule log coming up
It's the yule that is the homes Jule log
Is that so?
We must carry on...thank you
The yule log
Say it with me..." The yule log"
The yule log is this year's new love for last Christmas's resolute truth
I wish…
No I wish
We can all wish
Wish it well
And which of yeer will be a new years here
Happy Christmas Bob
Happy Christmas You all
A yule Christmas
And if we…
Ahh Me Scrooge
Pardon the interruption
You again.
I thought Christmas was merryier this year than last
It's grand I'd say, right kids?
No Kratchet, I think your a Jule loss
Forgive me And Scrooge but haven't we there still?
We. No Kratchet. We aren't there still..
Or yet, or fur, or mince the barley...bahhh Humbug.
Right you are Mr.
You Kratchet I think you should be summunsed up and put on parole
Beg you…
Ugh ugh ugh We are through here
Are you a Kratchet Me Scooge
No..
Then No Kratchet news for you
Unless it's in a noose
The lightest if martyrs she is
(Nod)
Everyday why Mr Scooge
Why you again
Can I offer you some Christmas noose? I mean goose..
No
No, huh? How bout then a yule lamb to compliment your tender heart..
I'll have no rent and nothing more
Your rent coming right your way..
Here you are.
That stew is it?
It's the Allendale straw
I'll have that as well
Very well, and my toppings
(Smile)
There's no rent unless there are toppings you are correct
Yes
Then where are my two stews?
Solved your wages problem here ehy Lorral, and lovely is the tenderfest of hearts, Allendales one and only...Scooge…
Mr Scooge yes.
Yes
I am Mr Lorral
And I must say I am delighted to meet you, and this very Christmas's Eve…
Yes good news?
Exceptional feast has you ahead for this evening
I bid you a due..
Adue..Humbug
Bravo to stay and chat Me Scooge
"The old barter would be a mixer if it were for us being a nurse"
Ehy?
Ahy..
(Cheers)
And so that was Christmas number 2
And last Christmas number 3
This year will make five, set the date
That Jacob Marley isn't with us to remember what Christmas is not like to watch…
Penny for the baby, Sir?
Penny, Humbug
A raise to hoist the holiday?
Humbug
May I trouble your ear for a random house toss?
No..
Ahh see girls he's a mizer to boot
Only on the 25th of every December
Girls get Mr Scooge our house chaps
And set a course for crosswalks to cuuuuum
So they fuck…
And old Scrooge wasn't any mizer to a muze than if the muze was a meezer to a stork
"May…
May?
On may I'll be through, and we can sherry about our bottoms to be worn..
Ohh yeah Mr scrooge
" Have you told the girls?
I..
I did and will do until you tell them no"
Girls Mr scrooge has a Christmas present for you
Ohh what…
I bet it's rum and candy
Sprinkles and jam
Or punch
(Snout)
Call it up fair Margaret. Call it up..
It says, if the Allendale Bourbon A is to remain in business it is to be rent free
Hurayyy…
And if the Allendale Bourbon Q girls are not yet satisfied I will port thee a jersey Jule so vast that the utter…
"Sweet utterness"
Thought
Sweet thought utter
Utter..yes
Will boil in its..."own pudding and spoil each plate of mince neat foot"
Book
Bahhh
Ha you see
What?
(Coat)
Mr Scrooge has just done it..
What say Mr Scrooge
What say Martha?
Have you done it?
Mmmm
(Yes)
I have here...30 lines for 30 woman
Sign and receive your new quarters query…
Hip hip
"For Mr Scrooge"
Hip hip
Hurray
Hip hip
Hurray
Hip hip…
Doe> Yay and yay hurray
That Scrooge is certainly a barley to bitter boast his toss
I'd bet.
And wonder still..
But what ever became of Me Marley?
I wonder I wonder.
I know…
(Smoke)
Let's ask him himself
Ohh Me Marley???
I say madam what day is it?
Well…
(Staddle)
It's Christmas you know Mr Scrooge
Oh yeaaaa
Yeahhhh
And it's supper time..
Girls... jazz!
DOE> They danced that macarana so loud it hasn't stopped yet
They stopped only when I walked through the door…
Chapter 6
_"Scroooooooooooooooge…"
Ahhhhhh
Today
Today?
Today…
Today, oh what
You remember today…
Today is the last time you killed me.
No what are you doing
(Gun)
Bang Bang Bang
What what?
Hey get up
Ahh I was having a nightmare
You, at this hour
Yes I dreamt my partner Jacob Marley wanted me dead
Oh..
Well maybe not bugger his misses
(Kiss)
***This is a imagery scene set for a film***
No cell phone
Tech look, but in the modern classical era
…
Now we proceed…
🎶🎶
"Marley Marley
Mr Marley
Who...needed
Yes you.
Marley Marley
I'm Mr Marley
And I don't like Scrooge!"
🎶🎶
To be continued...
© TheJosephAnthonyBartolottaPublishingCompany
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